so i was watching the news and this 2nd grader wrote this to the president, vice president, and a congressman. biden was the only one to respond yet. LITERALLY.
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ouch my heart
NEITHER OF THEM HAVE A MOTHER I FINALLY GET IT NOW IM SO STUPID
AH………….
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Because I love my tumblr family…
You a fool…lol
OH. MY. GAAAAAAAAAAAAWD!!! Y’ALL WATCH THIS!!! WATCH THIS! WATCH THIS!!!
beautiful.
bye.
Hate yall
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The kiwi Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs
I am 300% done with you guys.
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pbiz:
Bullshit, New Jersey 3rd in Survey of Cursing (larger)
Maryland is 2nd most likely to curse and 3rd in being most courteous. Thanks a lot, motherfucker!
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fuck, that’s a tough one.
Bill Clinton
OMG, it’s obviously that fried-chicken-grape-koolaid-watermelon-loving nigga Gerald Ford
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This is a useful resource…
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